OUR MISSING NEWSPAPERS suddenly appeared exactly seven days after all 34 bags went missing. The Post Office from Cloverdale to Petaluma says it’s mystified, but obviously someone somewhere found them and someone somewhere should be held accountable for losing them in the first place. I’ve written a whining letter of complaint to the Postal Inspector’s Office in San Francisco, and I’ve begun to fill out the stack of claim forms in what will be a vain attempt to get my money back for the extra print run we had to pay for when it seemed that issue might be lost forever. I could probably hold up the Boonville Post Office around closing time when they might have my $500, but I know I’d be recognized and I’m too old to go to jail — it’s too noisy and I’d miss the rest of baseball season although the company is lively. Most of you, by now, are all caught up, and that’s it. I’ll let you know what the Post Office does with my claim. I expect them to send me a laugh track tape. “Dear Mr. Anderson: Har de har, har har…..”
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